Month: January 2008

  • The Xanga Office’s Illness

    The Xanga team has been blanketed by illness.  We’re not sure where it started, (and we’ve seen signs that its actually multiple illnesses) but it has been rampaging through the office.  Here’s the break down of the office:

    Sickies (ordered by who snuffled first):

    1. Bharat the only one with the sense to stay home when he got sick
    2. Bob potentially our ebola monkey
    3. Joe me!  Sore throat and Coughing
    4. Dave  possibly has strep throat.  Gross!
    5. Patrick minor sniffles
    6. Ben minor sniffles (probably contracted from Patrick)
    7. Joel minor sniffles (probably contracted from Ben)
    8. Eugenia struck down today!  Sore throat and Headache.
    9. Stephen struck down today!

    Healthies (and why I think they’re still healthy)

    1. Chris the son of a doctor – germs fear retribution
    2. Natalia too busy answering e-mails to be exposed to germs
    3. Ayca pure luck.  My guess is that she’s the next one to go.
    4. Janet germaphobe – wipes down everything with Clorox wipes
    5. Mikey also a germaphobe – compulsively washes his hands
    6. Dan has a wall constructed of monitors to protect him
    7. Jon spends all his time working in the back room
    8. John has already been sick once this year
    9. Marc not human, and thus not subject to human diseases
    10. Justin has been wearing a particle mask since last Friday
    11. Amy works in a private office – so she’s avoided the contaminated air
    12. Mary works remotely – so she’s far from us sickies
    13. Adam wears a goatie, which acts as a particle filtration system
  • A fun little game.

    Write a story with your readers:

    1)  Write the beginning paragraph of a story.
    2)  Put these rules at the bottom of your post. 
    3)  Readers can either continue writing that story, starting from your first paragraph, or
    4)  by using the “reply” feature, they can add a paragraph onto another reader’s comment/paragraph. 
    5)  Repeat. 

    (Hint: the best way to follow a story is to find an ending that you like, and work your way back up)

  • So sick…. ugh.

    8 Theraflu, 5 Cold-Eeze, 4 grapefruit juices, 3 honey teas, 2 oranges, and one hot wonton soup later, and I’m still sick, and coughing like I’m about to loose a lung.  Anyone have any great home remedies for the flu?

  • New Feature: Reply to Comments

    You can now reply directly to comments, by clicking on the reply links underneath each weblog comment. This will generate a special link that

    a) links directly to the comment you are replying to,
    b) sends the commenter an e-mail alert (which can be turned off btw) and
    c) updates the commenters feed (only available to people who use the new home main).

    Give it a try – you can even reply to a bunch of comments at once.

  • I would do anything for love… but I won’t do that…

    Taken from my personal IM’s:

    Lela: how do you feel about xxxxx?
    Lela: i was just doing some journal searches
    Lela: for prospective schools
    Lela: and the majority of them seem to be international
    Joe: oh?
    Joe: so xxxxx specifically? or internationally in general
    Joe: makes sense to go somewhere you actually speak the language
    Lela: humph
    Lela: you’re always limiting me!
    Joe: :p
    Joe: I’ll do a lot of things for you, but I draw the line at Swahili


    Lela: it could be romantic
    Lela: the lions roaring in the distance
    Joe: haha

    Seriously, how does one win in an argument against her?  ^_^  (The woman, not the random baby she’s commandeered) 

    How far would you go (either in principle or in reality) for your loved ones?

    [EDIT:] Haha oops.  It seems people have taken the conversation a bit too literaly.  I meant, is there anything you wouldn’t do for a loved one?  What if it challenged your morals, or principles?  Anywho, here is our conversation after reading some of your comments.

    Lela: you see what responses you get from xanga?
    Lela: it shows that you are not really into our relationship
    Lela: or committed to our love
    Joe: any other language sure
    Joe: but not Swahili
    Joe: it is against my principles
    Lela:  ::sob::
    Lela:  what’s wrong with swahili?
    Joe: i know this all fits into your Lion king fantasy
    Joe: but you’re not Nalla
    Joe: and I’m not Simba
    Lela:  and [Joe's big brother] could be Scar!

    Lela:  ooooooohh!

    Sigh… I really do love her  ^_^ 

  • Overheard at work

    At Xanga we have a rule that at least one other person must review your feature or product before it is released on the unsuspecting Xanga public.  Here is one such feature review that occured at Xanga.  In addition to paraphrasing slightly, since this is from memory, I’ll be using my co-worker’s fool-proof method of generating entirely fictional randomized names to protect the innocent, we’ll call the people involved … chris … christopher choi and … jo … joseph lee.  Sweet.  All  people protected  ^_^. 

    chris choi:  ok, so when you come to xanga, you see this front page?  if you’re someone new to the site, and you come here, its kinda hard to figure out what xanga is about.  so on the new themed front page, you start out with this big blue getting started image – and then you just click on it – and it takes you to this registration page. 
    joe lee:  i dunno chris, when I click on a pretty link and immediately get put on a registration page i kinda get pissed.  its like when you go to a porn site – have you ever seen it when …
    chris choi:  …
    joe lee:  no no, just hear me out.  so like when you’re on the front page of a porn site, and you’re trying to find something on the page, and it teases you in with this huge revealing picture, and it looks all hot, and then you click on the link and wham! it takes you to a registration page – MAN that makes me angry. 
    chris choi:  …
    joe lee:  huh.  actually…  y’know most porn sites still have teaser content on the registration page, you see how the registration page is all empty?  maybe you could put some images right down this side here or maybe you could use a splash page with a bigger image instead… here i think i have an example of one here …
    chris choi:  ….

    i think chris likes working with me too.

  • If you could choose a sentence to be inscribed on your tombstone, what would they be and why?

    “Huh.  That didn’t go quite how I planned it…”

    ^_^

       

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